So, this joke is totally stolen from the mind of IDW colourist Josh Perez. Your'e a funny guy Josh! I agree with him that Cobra might stand a chance if they would just stop wasting time trying to follow the whole snake theme.
The episode that made my head explode was the one where Cobra Commander is sitting at a banquet table, chicken drumstick in hand, *with his mask still on*.
"I'MMA CHARGIN MA LAZOR!!!
COOBRA-cough cough-.."